An amusing take on the generic corporate strategy templates that companies seem to use, just replace Blah with an appropriate buzzword…
Our strategy is [Blah]. We will lead
a [Blah] effort of the market through our use
of [Blah] and [Blah] to build a [Blah]. By being
both [Blah] and [Blah], our [Blah] approach will
drive [Bah] throughout the organisation.
Synergies between our [Blah] and [Blah] will
enable us to capture the upside by
becoming [Blah] in a [Blah] world. These
transformations combined with [Blah] due to
our [Blah] will create
a [Blah] through [Blah] and [Blah].
Resulting in a strategy like
Our strategy is customer focused. We will lead a disruptive effort of the market through our use of innovative social media and big data to build a collaborative cloud based ecosystem. By being both digital first and agile, our open approach will drive efficiency throughout the organisation…