The Onion has written a software manifesto...

I think that the Rugged Software Manifesto has to be a parody.

I am rugged… and more importantly, my code is rugged.

Ok some of the statements are reasonable,

I recognize that software has become a foundation of our modern world.

but overall the whole thing is so over the top that it has to be a parody.

I am rugged, not because it is easy, but because it is necessary… and I am up for the challenge.